School, And The Girls Who Go There

The last few weeks I've been fantasising pretty hard about all the hot young girls I'm going to be getting myself acquainted with at university this year. I've started scanning the lecture halls and carefully selecting the ladies I'd like pursue, giving them descriptive nicknames like cute-hair-sexy-legs and smiley-face-super-boobs. I know it's not the most ethical thing to be doing, but us men have needs and it's essential that they are met. Who knows what disaster may occur if they aren't? And, anyway, it isn't all one way traffic, you know. I've seen the girls checking me out as well. The mature-age student with the skinny physique and the awesome hairdo, a bit more worldly and sophisticated than the other boys they know, why wouldn't they be interested in me? I've got a lot to offer as both a sexual partner and a cultural beacon.

There's a girl in my history lecture that I've singled out as a potential love interest. She's a mature-aged student, maybe around 23 or 24, has a pretty face and a well proportioned body, seems to be quite the studious type as well which I find appealing. Like me, she is always sitting down the front of the lecture hall, listening intently, not up the back making paper aeroplanes and gossiping about who is rogering whom in the campus lavatories. Unfortunately, she is not in my tutorial class so it makes it difficult to approach with her without seeming like I want more than just a discussion on 18th century Russian feudalism. It seems I have a real blind spot when it comes to picking tutorial classes that contain cute girls. I have the same issue with plane flights, I really have no idea what airlines and what flights cute girls catch. It's endlessly frustrating. I know cute girls must catch planes, international travel can't be limited to just men and ugly girls, but I've never seen a cute go on a plane once! This obviously has to do with me selecting flights that cute girls would find inappropriate. Now I have the same issue with tutorial classes, not only is my history tutorial devoid of cute girls, but my politics and English classes are similarly lacking in cute girls. It's very upsetting. However, I'm considering making one more attempt. I want to try and change my history tutorial in order to be in the same class as this cute girl from the lecture. Also there's a retarded girl in my current tutorial and she's really annoying. However, as my natural class selecting instincts are incompatible with those cute girls possess, I think I will have to consult a cute girl as what tutorial class they would select. I believe this to be a flawless plan in order to firstly, being able to occupy the same tutorial class as this cute girl, and secondly, engage in some passionate sexual activity with her.