A Telegram From The Future

On a recent flight from Delhi to Kathmandu I spent a considerable amount of time contemplating whether a Japanese girl has ever had lesbian relations with an Icelandic girl. It certainly is an interesting question. Considering the distance between the two countries, and Iceland's small population I initially considered it not very likely. However, upon further reflection I thought that it could very well be possible. Both cultures are relatively au fait with the concept of lesbianism and both countries have upwardly mobile populations. If a Japanese lesbian was on holiday in Reykjavik and was looking for a good time I'm sure she wouldn't have too much difficulty finding it. However, if say, an Afghani woman wanted to have it off with a lady from the Belgian Congo it might be a little more difficult. The practise would not only be deemed culturally unacceptable, but both ladies would have trouble raising the capital in order to facilitate their sexual rendezvous. So after much meditation, I reconsidered. I now think that there could have possibly been at least one instance of a Japanese girl lezzing out with an Icelandic girl. And as I stepped off the flight in Kathmandu this conclusion made me happy.

If one were to take the theories of Charles Darwin seriously, one could come to the conclusion that lesbians are more highly evolved than other people on the planet. As technology improves, the physical strength of men is becoming less valuable, therefore over time Mother Nature will naturally select their removal from the planet. As this removal is taking place female sexual desire will shift from predominately heterosexual to predominantly homosexual. Those who are lesbians now have got the jump on the rest of humanity. You see, even at present it is not essential for a woman to engage in sexual intercourse with men. It is already "theoretically possible" for synthetic sperm cells to be produced from female tissue, rendering sexually stimulated penile discharge obsolete. Once robot technology advances to the point where machines are able to perform all the heavy lifting tasks by themselves then Mother Nature will realise that men's existence is futile and phase him out completely. It's a beautiful vision of the future that I unfortunately have neither the years remaining nor the correct sexual organs to be able to witness.

This new utopia will be a wonderful and peaceful world. Women will be free to express themselves in any way they want. Japanese girls will be getting into it with Icelandic girls and Afghani women will have both the cultural consent and financial capability to engage in steamy sexual affairs with women from the Belgian Congo should they so choose. It will be a magnificent open society full of beauty, love and compassion. I feel jealous of our future generations. They will truly inherit a better world.