My beloved dog, Professor Timothy McSchmoo aka Comandante José Luis Rodriguez-Sanchez Jr, made the move from earth to doggy heaven today. The strain of lecturing in Anthropology at the University of Edinburgh as well as fighting a guerrilla war deep in the Nicaraguan jungle finally took its toil on him. He will be remembered for his acute intellect, uncompromising political ideals and his beautiful soft ears.
Farewell, Professor. You were a wonderful man.
4 comments:
I'm sorry for your loss Grant, Prof. Timothy McSchmoo was a beautiful gentle giant. I'm sure he is now running about as fit as a puppy, peeing on golden fire hydrants in the big dog house.. up there.
xx
he looks so humiliated and patronised in being forced to pose in those ridiculous slippers. especially being such an accomplished gentleman.
No he doesn't. He is showing that for all his intellectual achievements and ideological mettle he still is able to have a sense of humour about himself.
I'd hit it, and by "hit" I mean "love", and by "it"... I mean "him". RIP McSchmoo. Whenever I hear your name, I'll think of your soft ears.
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