Heart Of Stone

I was sitting out in the backyard, contemplating these lives that we lead, when I found this stone in amongst the weeds. It looks like a love heart. I immediately realised that this was a significant find. There is definitely something special about finding a love heart shaped stone and so I made a pledge to myself. I would carry this stone in my pocket wherever I go. Then when I meet the girl whom I want to marry I will give the stone to her. Because her and I will be completely in sync (and possibly because she might read this) she will know exactly what receiving the stone means and we will consummate our relationship and live happily ever after.