Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Où Est Mon Père?


So I've comes to terms with the tipping. I've come to terms with the lack of ticket machines. I've even come to terms with the non-inclusive sales tax. However, today I saw something that I don't think I've ever come to terms with. Today, on a billboard, I saw...."Où est Charlie"!!
Now for those of you who don't know, Where's Wally is my biological father. I may have been raised by Mr and Mrs Wyeth, but I was conceived in a brief but passionate affair between Where's Wally and Gumby. For many years now I've been trying to find my real father, always just obtaining a glimpse of him, but never able to actually locate him. I was aware that he referred to himself as "Where's Waldo" in North America, this didn't hamper my search for him a great deal, Waldo is a fairly obvious form of the name Wally. But now I find that in Québec he works under the pseudonym "Charlie"! It's really thrown me. I fear my quest to finally track down my biological father will continue to be fruitless.

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