Some Changes

The best way to revitalise oneself is to eat right. In the past I've been known not to eat so flash. I was into the junk foods. It wasn't cool. I'd eat chocolate creams, sweet and sour sugar balls, icing coated doughnuts, crispy fried chicken tips, you name it I put it in my mouth and swallowed. But this is all about to change, because I'm going to make myself strong. I'm going to eat my fruits and vegetables, nuts and grains, all the things that will make my body healthy and pert. And from a healthy body a healthy mind will grow. This is the ultimate goal. It's no secret that I've been a little spazzed out in my life up until now. I've been lacking focus, haven't known whether I am Arthur or Martha, been hept up on the goose juice. However this shall soon be resolved because I'm bringing about change. Some big changes, just like my close personal friend, Barack Obama. Changes that will see me finally reach my potential and join him as one of the significant figures of the early 21st Century. Someone the people can look up to, someone the people can trust.

After realigning my diet, the next aspect of my being I need to resolve is my wandering eye. It's no secret that I have a thing for the ladies. In recent months I've had sexual intercourse with two of them. Both airline hostesses and both, if I may say so myself, pretty sexy. Once one has had sex it's fairly difficult to decline the opportunity for more sex. But I need to resist the urge. It's going to be difficult, especially now that I've started back at school, with all the sexually inquisitive young girls on campus I feel that temptation my get the better of me. In the fourth episode of the second season of Big Love, Sarah, an 18 year old, has it off with a 28 year old man, which proves it is possible for something like that to happen. I could be minding my own business, studying my lessons and any number of hot young girls could approach me for sex. I could politely decline, but they could constantly harass me to pleasure them sexually and at some point a man just has to break. This is why I have to be vigilant with my associations at the university. I can't go and hang around the Union, sip alcoholic beverages and have my guard lowered due to intoxication. That could possibly lead to any number of sexual interactions, all of which will be unnecessary and damaging to the improvement of my health.

Study is important to me. I need to learn, I want to acquire knowledge, I want to obtain the skills to implement this knowledge in a constructive and unique manner. I haven't been the best student in the past, but this year I plan on really expanding my brain. Just make it fucking huge. Then if people try to bring some trouble towards me I can deflect their insults with charm, wit and the confidence of someone who has an intimate knowledge of 20th Century European history. I commit myself to the ideals of the higher learning institutions of this world I live in. I want to thrive in that environment. Not just be some arsehole Arts student, but be someone with a real intellectual nous, someone who can compete with the premier academics of the day and answer the big questions that are facing humanity in the modern era. That's how I see myself, that's the path that I am destined to follow!

So to go back over the steps I am implementing - Number 1: Eat right. Number 2: No sex. And number 3: Work hard. These are the three things that will help me become a better and more acceptable member of society, as well as fulfilling my potential as a wonderful and important man.