The Birds And The Bees

Frederic was a bumblebee
The sexiest bee that one ever did see
He loved to produce his sweet sweet honey
But he didn't just do it all for the money
Although he got along well with all the other bees
He had a secret desire that was difficult to please.

One day when collecting pollen on the far side of town
He noticed another young bee bending down
He thought to himself "damn that butt looks fine"
And then said out aloud "boy, I'm gonna make you mine"
He approached the other bee in order to give it a shot
And then he hollered straight up "We gonna fuck or what?"

The other bee at first was really quite concerned
How did Frederic know that he secretly yearned?
He'd hidden it so well from all the other bees
He didn't think they knew he enjoyed being on his knees
However then he began to regain his mettle
And they made passionate love right there on the petal

The sex that they had was steamy and hot
And Frederic cried out "I think I've bruised my cock!"
They explored each other's bodies with intimate detail
And declared that their love was right off the scale
They desired to be together for the rest of their lives
And decided to return to inform the whole hive

They didn't think their love would be seen as that drastic
But the queen was a bitch who went fucking spastic
She said "this is not the way my bees should behave"
And singled out Frederic as "fucking depraved"
She screamed "you two fags get out of my hive"
"Or I'll cut off your balls and I'll eat you alive!"

At first the two bees didn't know where they should go
They'd never known life away from that hoe
They decided they needed to form a new plan
And Frederic stood up and drew a line in the sand
He said that their honour was there to defend
So they returned to the hive to seek their revenge

They snuck back in without being seen
And Frederic stated that he'd take the queen
He determinedly whispered "I'm coming to find ya"
"And then when I do I'm going to blow up your vagina!"
When Frederic reached the door to the queen's lair
He walked straight on it and yelled "I've got shit to declare!"

"Listen up bitch I want my respect"
"The way that you treat me is parental neglect"
"Alright" she said "you need to calm down"
"I'm sorry I tried to run you boys out of town"
"It's just that your lifestyle is new to my eyes"
"I never even knew that guys could fuck guys"

"Your blindness on this matter is such a big pity"
"I mean, this place is camper than Ray's Tent City"
"There's only one of you queens to thousands of us"
"It's just mathematics that we'd be fagging it up"
"You singled out me because you needed an example"
"But I'm telling you bitch that I won't be trampled!"

And with that declaration Frederic made his approach
He pulled out his sting and stabbed at her throat
He said "I might die, but I'm taking you with me"
"And you, my queen, will feel the pain of your bigotry!"
And as they both drew their last breaths there in her den
Frederic's final words were "It's Raining Men"