I think I'm going get involved in a sexual relationship with an older woman. I think this is a wonderful idea. It's time I grew up. I was on the 109 tram earlier today when I spied a very beautiful older lady. She was probably in her mid-30s, she was not overly made-up, but had a natural glamour; a stylist bob with luxurious skin. She reminded me of a Singapore Airlines hostess. Whenever I've flown Singapore Airlines I've always developed crushes on one or more of the hostesses. On those long-haul flights by yourself, when you are feeling lonely and wishing you had someone's shoulder to rest your weary head, it's difficult not to think that you have an affinity with the pretty lady who offers you peanuts and Coca-Cola with a radiant smile. This woman on the 109 tram had a Samsonite travel-bag with her which added to her air hostess vibe. Air hostesses have always seemed older than me, even when I fly these days when I'm sure they are only early to mid 20s. But then I'm very young for my age.
This is why I think an older woman would be good for me. There are many aspects of life I am fairly naïve about, so entering into a sexual relationship with an older woman would be a good way to learn. I don't really know how to do adult things. I don't drink coffee, I never buy more than two days worth of food from the supermarket, I've never "gone away" for the weekend, I've never had anything dry-cleaned, I think insurance in a scam, my mum is the only person I've ever listed as an emergency contact, I've never asked to see the wine list, I don't take taxis, I've never had a job that has required "meetings", I don't own any crockery, I've never "brought a salad", I don't understand breakfast and I've never bought, or had any need to buy, condoms. There's a whole new adult world out there for me to experience.
The only problem with this idea is that I doubt I have anything to offer an older woman. I don't have any money and I can't imagine that I'm skilled sexually. Unless this older woman was looking for a young man to mould, I don't think there would be anything in it for her. But I think it is worth making some sort of attempt. If I don't manage to have a sexual relationship with an older woman and learn the ways of the adults then I'm no worse off than I am now.
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I think the first step on your pursuit of the Older Woman is to ask to see that wine list.
Just don't order Rosé.
It could be a pretty fun experiment. And besides, there are plenty of women who'd happily go there. Just like the unsoiled garments of a long-forgotten "vintage" clothing store which hasn't actually changed since the 1960s, she'll be pulling you off the rack in no time.
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