A Short Message

Dear Action Biker,

How are you?

Several months ago I stumbled across your cover of Eating Noddemix by Young Marble Giants. I liked it a lot. In fact I liked it so much that I added it as my profile song on my Myspace page. However, a little while back I replaced it with (Lack of love) Will Tear Us Apart by The Honeydrips. That's a great song, isn't it? I think you used to be in a band with the guy from The Honeydrips, didn't you? Anyway, the point is that somehow after I replaced your song on my Myspace page I completely forgot your name! I don't know how this happened, but it did! I should have sent you a friend request when I first came across you, but I didn't want to get my number of friends up near 100. People who have over 100 friends are just fakers, don't you think? I mean, it's alright for musicians, but real people don't have 100 friends, I mean, I doubt I would even have 100 acquaintances! So that is why I didn't friend request you then. Due to not sending you a friend request and forgetting your name I've spent the last couple of months trying to track you down again! Then a few days ago I managed to find you. You were in the top friends of some other band's page I was on (I can't remember who now! You must think I have an appalling memory!). I was very pleased! After I listened to the songs you have up on your page (and enjoyed them very much), I did a google search and came across a YouTube video of you doing Eating Noddemix and La Conjugation Pour Tous at a festival in Sweden. Your performance was very cute. I was very taken with your dancing, especially during La Conjugation Pour Tous. That's a really cool song, by the way. Luckily for me I know how to conjugate être and avoir so I am able to sing along. Although I've been thinking that if the song was about a French verb I didn't know it would probably help me learn that verb more easily. Maybe I could make up my own songs about some other French verbs? It's an interesting idea.
Anyway, I just wanted to write to you to let you know that I like your music. I understand you have just released an album in Sweden so I will place an order for it on the internet. I can't wait to hear it!

I hope you are well,
bye bye
Grant.